Smallville Rec's


Intervention

By Hope

GEN
The power went out in Smallville in May, and it never seemed to come back on. Maybe a girl needs a little Norma Desmond, but Clark had had two months of James Dean, and whether he liked it or not, he was coming home.

Pete rocks in this post Exodus fic. Because Pete is Clark's best friend and he'll do what it takes to get Clark home.

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
By Teresa Key

GEN
I read, I laughed, I howled. My sister wondered if she needed to have me committed. Then she read, laughed and howled with me. This Lilo and Stitch crossover is probably among the funniest thing I've ever read.

Stitch peered out from under a leather sofa and made a soft noise of disgust as the egg man took his spoon. Eggs were supposed to crack when hit with a spoon. This egg hadn't cracked, it had just done a funny dance and yelled a lot.

Maybe he hadn't hit it hard enough.

He slipped out of the room while the man was occupied with the spoon, and went hunting for a shovel.


Primary

by velvetglove

SLASH
A lovely future fic. Years after a nasty break up, Clark and Lex slowly get closer again. I just adore the OC Franny in this one. And the flashbacks of what went wrong is very nicely done.

 Each time he laid down to rest, he felt the lack of Lex's weight on the mattress beside him. It had been years, he reminded himself, years, and yet he still expected to find a warm body when he rolled over.


Thebes

by Hope

SLASH
A rich and vibrant AU CLex in ancient Egypt.  Very well done. I'm no expert on ancient Egypt, but this story felt so *real*. And at the same time, the Smallville characters keep what makes them who they are.


Lay Me Down

by Chicklet

SLASH
Clark kept saying things like "Finally" and "What took us so long?" and "Why were we such idiots?" and Lex had smiled every time because Clark was right: They were idiots for waiting so long.

Lex thinks back. I love this one, not just because it's a hot, good future fic, but because there's such a sweetness through the whole thing that it made me go "Aw..." the whole time I read it.


Maybe We Should Just Go Home

by Evangelene

SLASH
On the first day, Lex had payed tribute to every stranded-on-an-island cartoon that he had ever seen and wrote "HELP" in large letters on the beach. Out of boredom, over the next couple of days he also wrote it out in French, German, Spanish, Italian and Latin. On the fourth day he added "I'M RICH!"

Lex is stranded on a desert island. Will Clark save him? I think this is my favorite post-Exodus fic. It's just wonderful.


Five Ways Clark Kent Didn't Get Laid

by Celli Lane

SLASH/HET
To his credit, Clark got her out of her pajamas without once smirking over the blue penguins and snowflakes that decorated them. Chloe knew she was supposed to be doing something, but her imagination only extended to yanking Clark's shirt over his head and...good God, how many miles of skin did the boy have?

Exactly what the title says. Five ways Clark Kent could've gotten laid. ;) The Lana and Chloe ones are clumsy and adorable, but I like the CLex one best.
 
 

Flip Flops
By Teresa Kay

GEN
I really don't understand girls. I must be missing something somewhere, but Dad assures me that it's perfectly normal and not because I'm a different species.

This one had me howling. Chloe and Lana tells Clark about a certain flaw he has. Then Lex help him turn it to his advantage.
 
 

No Room at the Inn
By Dayspring

SLASH
::Sigh:: I love happy future fics. This one is so funny and sweet. It's Christmas Eve and  Lex and Clark planned a quiet night on their own,  instead, visitor after visitor appear on their doorstep, asking for shelter in a snowstorm.
 

 Jailbird
by Aelita

SLASH
Because who would Clark call if he got arrested for prostitution in Metropolis but Lex?

So this is what a Luthor in shock looks like. He almost wishes for the camera but then he remembers that, chances are, he'll be the one who is photographed, and this is not a moment he wants preserved for future generations.

At least Lex isn't laughing. Yet.

C'est La Vie
by Rhiannonhero

SLASH
The first time Clark turned into a woman, he was eighteen. He never saw it coming. But, really, who would?

Clark needs to reproduce. Guess who he chooses? ;)

Get him a BJ... either kind
By philtre

SLASH
Guess who gets to deal with Clark drunk? Lex of course!

"There's also the telling me how sexy you think I am - I'm pretty sure that's not a problem. Oh, and of course, there's the refusing to sleep anywhere else but in my bed - I was more than happy to give it up, more so if you hadn't dragged me into the bed before I got a chance to put on a new shirt since you puked all over the one that I had on."
 

Stray
by The Hoyden

SLASH
This one has it's funny moments, like:

"Hey, Clark, did you ever build weird snowmen outside like in Calvin and Hobbes?"

Their eyes met, twin smiles appearing simultaneously. Had the cookie dough been sentient and possessing any sense of self-preservation, it would have quaked in fear. As it was, twenty minutes later they were pulling two trays of the most disturbing snowmen cookies on the face of the planet out of the oven.

But what I like the most is the glimpses of Lex' past, and the future he has with Clark.  And how could I not rec a story that mentions Calvin and Hobbes? ;)


Comeuppance

by Ionah

SLASH
Lex has ingested something toxic. ::Snicker::


Mountains and Molehills

by fizzabith

SLASH
Clarks, eh, equipment stops working.

"I... God." Clark wrenched his face away. "I can't..." he said to the sunset. "It... Three days. It's... It's been three days, Dad, of, like, nothing." Clark motioned at his crotch. "Nothing." His voice started shaking as he looked at his shoes. "I don't know what's going on, but Lana... It's... I think maybe it's broken... or I don't know. It's not working." Clark looked at his father plaintively.

And it turns out it's just gay and have a thing for Lex. ;) I laughed so I cried.


Super Bullet Sneeze

by Bexless

GEN
I love Baby Clark and Pete. This is such a sweet little story.

"They're not girl's toys," said Clark, frowning. Pete was so stupid. Mama said that Clark's toys showed he was well rounded and had layers. He didn't know what that meant. He had stood in front of the bathroom mirror on a stool for ages looking, but he didn't look round at all. He was shaped like a boy. And he didn't know what layers was, but he didn't think he had that either. Mama was never wrong, though. It was very confusing.


Alien!Clark

by qwertyuiop

SLASH
After finding out about Clarks alien heritage Lex have some strange dreams. It's hilarious.


Apologies & Promises

by Caro

SLASH
 Lex and Martha have a lunch date. I love good Lex/ Martha interaction.

He'd spent an hour at the florist. Nothing seemed to be right and they didn't actually have any arrangements that said, "I'm sorry that I've been fucking your baby boy through the mattress for over two years now. I'm even sorrier that you walked in on us doing bad naked things because your son isn't bright enough to lock his dorm room door. But most of all, I'm sorry that you're making me have lunch with you when I'd rather be elsewhere...like say Siberia for instance. I hear it's nice this time of year."
 

Cool
by Ruby

SLASH
Clark finds out he's dating Lex. But he doesn't mind. ;) I love oblivious Clark.

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Mercury
by Kitty Fisher

SLASH
A Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A sixteen year old Lex meets Giles in England.

Giles walked to the door with him. Hesitated. "Look, try and stay out of trouble."
"I'll try. Though sometimes I think I'm really not much good at anything but trouble." He grinned suddenly, breathing in the dawn air with a lift of his face. "And it seriously pisses dad off, so it can't be all bad."
"Don't piss him off by killing yourself."
"Ah, yes. That would be a pyrrhic victory, wouldn't it?"
"Of the worst kind."
 

Lex Libris
by Beth

SLASH
Clark decides to take his friendship with Lex to another level. So he researches, and makes a manual. Lex just goes with the flow.

"How come I ended up stripped so fast?"
Clark looked back at him from where he was slowly working the fly on his pants. "Because this is supposed to," disappointingly, he left off on the fly and went to the bedside table to look at his manual, "enflame your desires."
"Enflame my desires?" Lex raised an eyebrow and his lips twisted in amusement as he repeated Clark's statement.
Not meeting his eyes, Clark ruffled through the sheet of paper again. "That's what this says. That '... a slow striptease will enflame your partner's desires, heightening the sexual experience'," Clark quoted.
Lex blinked. "What's the source?"
Clark mumbled something.
"Clark?"
"Cosmo," Clark finally enunciated before quickly returning to his fly, stripping off the pants.
 
 

On Something Like Being Single
by zahra

SLASH
A wonderful short piece about the difference between lonely and alone.


Staring Competition

By Wileykit

GEN
Because we often forget how young Clark, Chloe and Pete are supposed to be. This author doesn't. And it shows Clark and Pete's long friendship beautifully. It's also funny. I laughed so I cried.

"Pete had a Barbie lunchbox!"
"Clark used to put his underwear on over his pants!"
"Pete once stole a candy bar from the general store!"
"Clark cried, and made me take it back!"
 

The Smallville Sugar Daddy Bet
by Lady Angel

SLASH
I'm a sucker for good happy future fics. This one fits all my criterias. Lois Lane tries to figure out who Clark's sugar daddy is. This author has captured Lois Lane's spirit. She just can't let a mystery go unsolved. ;)
 

Harvest
by Bren Antrim

SLASH
You reap what you sow... This is scary and creepy, and I can see it happen if the Kent's continue to treat Lex as they have.

Lurking beneath the survival instinct raising its head was a more personal, perhaps petty, but definitely human hurt. Lex had been blamed for things he hadn't done, punished for others' past mistakes, given no credit for that which he had offered and given no quarter for any mistakes he'd made. He'd swallowed his pride, accepted treatment he would never have believed he would accept just a few years before, and compromised his own need for truth to protect Clark Kent's lies.

And not once had any of the Kents said 'thank you'. For anything.

Even when Lex killed to save their lives.

This gives me the shivers, but in a good way, because it's a good story. Dark and sad, but good.
 
 

Breathing Home
by Hope

GEN
Red-haired soft feels like home.

I love good Baby! Clark stories, and this is a good one. Clark learns what home is. Hope shows how confusing and scary Earth must have been for Clark in the beginning.
 
 

Ride Awhile
by FlowDi

SLASH
It's Lex. And Clark.

"I dunno. You buy places; I buy baseball cards. You buy jaguars; I buy chocolate bars. It's just...stunning, sometimes. To see how different we are."

My belly clutched uncomfortably, hitching violently against the wall of my skin. "Does it bother you?"

"Nah." Thick, warm, clumsy fingers clapped me on the shoulder, and it took everything in me not to shudder. "Makes me grin, sometimes. We're really alike, Lex."

"Why do you say that?"

"Because. I mean, we're polar opposites, but at the same time...I feel like you know me. The inside me."

The end is so good it makes me shiver.
 

The Lionel in Wniter
by Ciel

SLASH
Future fic. Lionel invites his extended family home for Christmas...

" A Luthor heir is not to be carelessly conceived."

Everyone stared at Lionel, and then at Lucas.

"Lionel. Leading by negative example again?" Arielle asked.

"I wasn't carelessly conceived, Arielle. Dad said I'm the best unplanned thing to ever happen to him."

"Lucas, dear, the other unplanned things that have happened to him were the meteor strike and Lex's coma, Lillian's illness and death, and the tornado which left him blind. Not, shall we say, an unalloyed endorsement."

I love this fic. It's full of strange relatives, fanatic football fans, and a rabid federal agent.
 
 

Resident Alien
by jenn

SLASH
It's tax season, and Lex loves it. LOL! This is the most fun I've ever had with a tax related subject...

There used to be a tax attorney. Fleets of them, really. That was Before. Before Lex realized that tax laws, like other kinds of laws, were just too much fun to leave unbroken and unbowed.

"Did you know with the new changes in tax code, I can get a tax break for housing a superhero? Though that would make the Fortress your non-primary residence...." Lex picks up the eraser half of the broken pencil, sliding it between his teeth, obviously trying to work out which way the most money will be saved. Lex has tax law memorized. Clark thinks, in some awe, that the reason it's so complex these days is simply to keep up with Lex.
 
 

Switch: A Comedy of Terrors
by RivkaT

SLASH
Freaky Friday, Clexian style! ;) Due to some meteorites, Clark and Lex have to walk in each other's shoes for a while.

"What are you wearing?" Lex asked with ill-concealed horror.

Clark looked down at the designer black jeans, black cashmere sweater and black wool overcoat. "This was the best I found for farm work," he said, mildly defensive. "You didn't exactly leave me a guide to your four walk-in closets worth of clothes, you know. And, hey, what are you wearing?"

"I found it in your bottom drawer. You don't like it?" Sure, the faded red T-shirt was tight. As a matter of fact, one might legitimately say that the shirt went beyond hugging Clark's body to actively sucking on it.
 

Suit Yourself
by reetchick

SLASH
::Snicker:: Clark tries to get into the Christmas spirit by changing his outfit a bit. Lex disagrees. This is so funny!
 

A Little Journey
By Hope

GEN
I love good Lex/ Martha interaction. Like this one. Martha teaches Lex how to make cookies.

"This is the best part, you can't do this if you just buy cookies," Martha told him, holding up the sticky spatula after four neat rows of four had been tucked into the oven at just the right temperature. When he reached for a spoon, she caught his wrist with a gentle touch he scrutinized. Whatever had made him this skittish colt didn't matter, Martha didn't want to break him- just tame him a little.
 

Boys! Raise Giant Mushrooms in Your Cellar!
by Julad

SLASH
This has Clex, but it's a friendship piece about Clark and Pete. It's good, adorable and speaks so true to me. Because Pete is Clarks best and oldest friend. And he knows that Clark is strange from the start, but he doesn't mind.  I wish I had a friend like this Pete. I can't recommend this enough. I adore it. From the first sentence to the last.

When Pete met Clark, Clark was eating his mother's daffodils. Pete was only three at the time, so he didn't know they were daffodils, but he did know that they tasted bad, and that Clark was gonna be in really big trouble.

See what I mean? And...

When they started kindergarten, it was cool to already have a best friend. The other kids didn't like Clark much, because he didn't like to play, and wouldn't touch anything unless Pete told him it was okay. The other kids said Clark was weird. Pete took him outside and fed him flowers until Clark smiled again.

Sigh.
 

Drift
by Rose Ferguson

SLASH
Clark sleepwalks and ends up in Lex' bed.

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Summer Traditions
by Kel

SLASH
A lot of things happens when Whitney spikes the punch at Chloe's Memorial Day party. Lionel sings karaoke... Do I need to say more?


Freud

by Te

SLASH
Clark, after many tries, finally manages to fly. Someone notice. Can we say, Busted!
Bow down to the greatness that is Te. I love the way she writes.


Splintered

by paperbkryter

GEN
Martha Kent understood proud men. I think that says it all. Even bald billionaires needs a hug sometimes. For me, this *is* Martha.
 

The Very Secret Thoughts of Clark Kent
By Viridian5

SLASH
Clark goes goth. ;) Smallville residents doesn't know what to think. But Lex likes it. Viridian5 writes Clark as a true teen. And she does it good.

I don’t know what I ever saw in Lana. She used to be a cheerleader! She’s not in touch with her inner darkness at all. She, Chloe, and Pete think my new style is all just a fashion thing. They don’t understand that I have a philosophy. Lex understands. I’ve been spending more time with him lately. And he lets me borrow his corset when I want to. Hey, he even laces it up for me sometimes.
 

Immunity
by Bren Antrim

SLASH
Cornered by his friends, Clark has to come up with a reason to why Desiree didn't affect him. I'd love to hear Clark explain the result of what happens to his parents...


ALexander The Great

By Marag and Terpsichore

SLASH
Part of the CLexFest. Clark stumbles across a live journal on the 'net. The author calls himself    'ALexander the Great'. The author's life seems strangely familiar...
So hot, and yet so sweet and cute. You now need a password to enter most of Lady Kardasi's domain. Go to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kardasi-security/ for more information.
 

Unexpected
by Nix

SLASH
When Jonathan and Martha fondest wish comes true and they get a baby of their own, Clark feels left out. He turns to Lex. Poor Clark, he really feels miserable and unwanted in this fic. True teen angst.


Property Of.

by Hope

SLASH
Lex has a secret obsession... This short story is funny, hot and sweet. And the last line is priceless.
 

Toe-Hold
By Diana DeShaun

SLASH
Hilarious. A true friend is someone who you can call in the middle of the night and ask for help. Lex is stuck. :giggle: Clark gets him out.
 

The Naming of Names
by jenn

GEN
Lex ponders about gifts and Clark is flying. This is such a wonderful friendship piece. Future fic. Lex is still Lex. Clark is still Clark. But secrets have been told.


Storm Warning

 by C.Roxane

SLASH
Storm Warning is the first of four AU stories that starts shortly after 'Jitters' and continues into the future. Alien! Clark warning. But I consider that a good thing. ;) The other stories are in order: Catalyst, Later Days, and Endless Seas. I like the last one best.


Memoirs Of An Alien Who Fell To Earth

by Dayspring

SLASH
'My first birth, my birth in fact, occurred on a planet the translations claim was named Krypton. Oh, I forgot to mention I was an alien, didn't I? Yes, a card-carrying, spaceship in the garage, talking-to-crystals alien who is only green when in the presence of a particular variety of meteor.
Okay, maybe the card is a press card, the spaceship is more of a pod and is in a fortress in the middle of an Antarctic expanse, and the crystals actually talk back, but yeah, I'm an alien.'

Clark writes his memoirs. Has everything. Angst, oh, so much angst. Romance. A hurting Lex, and a comforting Clark. An almost nice Lionel, as nice as he can be anyway, and a happy ending


Redemption
By Joyfulgirl41

SLASH
Another happy future fic. Judging by these rec's one could think that's the only Smallville I read... But there's something that gives me joy in reading happily ever after fic's in this fandom since we all know how badly Clark's and Lex' relationship in cannon has to end. In this fic, Lex isn't the only Luthor to be saved from drowning by Clark.
 

He's mine
By Cassiopeia & Ryu~I

SLASH
A short funny future fic. Lex and Lois has a little talk about Clark's living arrangements. I love this one. Lex is so Lex, and Lois is clueless. Lex of course gets the last words, and they're priceless.
 

A Date With The President
By Henry Jones, Jr.

SLASH
Clark and Lex further their relationship after meeting again, five years in the future. Now, Clark is working at the Daily Planet and Lex in the Oval Office.
 
 
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